Thursday, 24 September 2015

Who is the Main Character in Harry Potter?

Who is the Main Character in Harry Potter?

To most people, this answer would be obvious. Harry Potter. But are these people right?
     I've done some thinking, and I think I've finally come up with the honest, true, and absolutely legit main character of Harry Potter. Sorry guys, but the real main character of Harry Potter, is not Harry Potter. No, it's someone who doesn't even attend Hogwarts. The real main character is Tom Riddle.
     No, not Tom Marvolo Riddle, the guy in desperate need of a nose. Tom Riddle Senior, Lord Voldemort's father (You should know it is taking all of my will not to insult Voldemort, since it would be rather rude to insult a dead person, even if he was evil).
     How? Well, think about it. If Tom Riddle Senior hadn't been so handsome, he wouldn't have attracted Merope. And if Merope hadn't been attracted to him, she wouldn't have made him fall in love with her. And if they hadn't fallen in 'love (potion)', they wouldn't have had Voldemort. And if Merope hadn't had Voldemort, she wouldn't have taken the potion off of Riddle. And if she hadn't taken the potion off, Riddle wouldn't have left. And if Riddle hadn't left, Merope wouldn't have died. And if Merope hadn't died, Voldemort wouldn't have gone evil. And if he hadn't gone evil, he wouldn't have killed Lily and James. And if he hadn't killed Lily and James, he wouldn't have moved on to Harry. And if he hadn't moved on to Harry, he wouldn't have given him the scar. And if he hadn't given Harry the scar, Harry wouldn't have been famous!
     So you see, Harry is just the attraction of the stories. For all we care, it could be told from Ernie Macmillan or Penelope Clearwater's point of view. TOM RIDDLE IS STILL THE MAIN CHARACTER.
     I hope you liked this page, and please take this into consideration. It could be very important.

Sunday, 9 August 2015

Shadowbolts Revenge

Shadowbolts Revenge


Hey everyone! I wanted to talk to you guys about a MLP fan fiction I'm writing called Shadowbolts Revenge.(It's about the Shadowbolts and their revenge on the Equestrians.)

Nightshade is furious with the Mane Six after Rainbow Dash refused to be their captain. She feels that the Shadowbolts are truly the best fliers in Equestria, and that the Wonderbolts are nothing but bragging upstarts. She's been able to hold her anger back, but when the Wonderbolts accepted Rainbow Dash into the Wonderbolts Reserves, they crossed the line and the Shadowbolts felt that that was the last straw.
Desperate for revenge, the Shadowbolts seek other ponies with grudges against the Wonderbolts and the Mane Six.

I won't give any spoilers, but I do want to ask if any of you are willing to do voice acting for the characters. To audition, all you need to do is to say something your character would say, and send it to me via email (myahfan@gmail.com). If you don't know what you character would say, just do your best imitation of him/her.

Thanks!

Roles:

Nightshade (Shadowbolt): 

Stratus (Shadowbolt): 

Blueball Blitz (Shadowbolt): 

Starry Skies (Shadowbolt): 

Charger (Shadowbolt): 

Princess Cadance: 

Princess Twilight Sparkle: 

Rarity: 

Applejack: Flame Chaser

Pinkie Pie: Imar Morales-Rivera

Fluttershy: Imar Morales-Rivera

Rainbow Dash: 

Lightning Dust: Aquannie

Spitfire (Wonderbolt): 

Fleetfoot (Wonderbolt): 

Soarin (Wonderbolt): 

Starlight Glimmer: 


Thursday, 6 August 2015

Preparing and Expecting

Preparing and Expecting

By Daphne Liang


Have you ever had that time when you were preparing for something and expecting it with a bunch of backup plans and stuff? And then suddenly, boom; it's here. And you just feel stunned, surprised, and shocked.
Perhaps that wasn't the best way to describe things. I'll give you an example using. . . Christmas.
You spend hours putting up the decorations and tree, wrapping gifts, baking dinner, etc., etc.
Then suddenly Christmas comes. You don't know what to do. You spent so much time preparing for Christmas that you adapted to preparing and all that time spent preparing just goes flies out the window.
I'll use summer vacation as another example.
You're at school, and you're really excited, talking to your friends, attending end-of-the-year celebrations and graduation ceremonies. Finally, finally, it's the last day of school; you're more than happy to  leave your studies behind. But the next day you wake up and start getting ready for school when you remember: Hey, it's summer vacation, and I'm supposed to be in bed, not putting Basic Algebra Grade Two in my backpack.
Then you just fell really weird.
See what I mean? It's easy to think you're preparing for something, but not so easy to accept that you're actually just adapting to thinking you're preparing.
(In my opinion, this just shows that human beings aren't as adapted as we could be.)
So think about this as you're buying back to school supplies. Don't set your alarm clock for six o' clock the day before school starts when you've grown used to waking up at ten. Don't panic and start buying academic supplies a week before school starts. Don't forget your new schedule under a three-foot high pile of dirty summer laundry and freak out when you don't know where to go on day one.
Summer, Christmas, spring, and weekends are just minuscule breaks in the eternal donkey-cart of time and life. Your life will carry on, but time won't stop. School will come. Graduation will come. Marriage will come. Birth will come. Death will come.
It'll happen over and over again. You can't stop time.
So don't pretend to prepare. Actually prepare. It's pretty important to your life and future.

P.S., if you thought this wasn't exactly the cheeriest thing I've ever written, it doesn't matter. Just don't bombard me with 'You are a ray of sunshine' sarcasm comments, please.

Tuesday, 30 June 2015

Pinkies Brew in Chinese

Pinkie’s Brew

我会用知道的东西解决时。

他们说厨房时间要九,可是我记着留二。

我拿到了所有的东西做些时间冰激凌!

几乎没有时间吃第二,第二个融化了!

看看我做吉普赛魔法,

蝾螈的眼睛和肉桂

看看事情连击变成,

开门跳进去

Monday, 29 June 2015

Princess of the Night in Chinese



Princess of the Night


我是晚上的公主,


他们当然要跑走。


他们感到威胁和不确定。


那我们吧你的美丽提高。


我觉得你不民百。


我把地变成黑。


为社么他们要跑---


应该是我的厉害。


要他们无法抗拒。


我们依稀生活


你会被欢饮到他们的集团。


说话大声应该行。


把你社会生活卷过来,


丢下靴子和王冠


我能帮慢,可是得给我费用。

给我你的公主地位!


The Gypsy Bard in Chinese

The Gypsy Bard


你伤心的时候,


有个简单的解释:


你是大人做的玩具,


关在水晶球里。


无论从哪个角度倾斜,


我们知道我们必须坚持。


不让他们破坏我们的精神,


要是我们唱好玩的歌。


我是小孩子时候,


一个大火吞了我的城市。


他们把我放在孤儿院,


说 ”你要适应这里,就得丢掉你的根”


我就挖了一万个洞,


还跟小孩子剪地毯。


现在记住没记住,


他们的脸记不住,


可是我还知道这个歌。


当你丢了你的手镯,


还有你爱的人不知道。


停下这些丁丁东东,


从我的吉普赛手鼓。


这些和弦可以催眠,


这世界是好地方。


小孩子,请停止哭声,

跟我唱这首歌。


This Day Aria in Chinese

This Day Aria


今天会是最美妙的


嫌我从小时后梦想的。


所有人会聚过来,


说我在裙子里美丽。


他们不知道的是我骗了所有他们!


今天本来应该是最好的,


嫌我从小时后梦想的。


但是,代替吃蛋糕


跟我的朋友庆住祝。


我婚礼钟肯能不会给我发呻吟。


我不要想裙子


我不要吃蛋糕。


发誓,我会在擦黄当我说。


通过任何类型的天气,我会希望我们在一起。


真的,我都不爱他!


不,我不喜欢新郎,


在我心里没地方。


可是我还要她但我的!!!


带很快逃离这里。


找个方法奇今天。


洗碗我在擦黄我说时。


我不怕我会丢他,给要用它调和人。


不会照顾她和爱他每个天。


因外我很爱新郎。我想屎,总是想他。


哦,金甲。我很快就在哪儿!


总算,时间到了。


要我耽搁兴润的新娘。


哎呀,我们赶不上婚礼。


他回去个假的。


金甲会是。。。

我的。他会是我的。